Growing older poses some interesting challenges beyond mere mobility. Here are some amusing reflections circulating around the internet which pretty well sum up the situation: As I get older, I realize:
#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2 - I consider “On Trend" to be using technology that is less than 20 years old.
#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pi**ing me off.
#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - I have days when my life is just one tent away from a three ring circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller?
#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.
#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - I thought growing old would take longer.
#14 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.
#15 - I still haven't learned to act my age. And remember..... Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.